Random jokes
No Legs, Ditch ->
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a ditch? Phil.... [ca造 ->]
Truck Driver Snow ->
The truck driver stopped to picked up the girl hitchhiker in short shorts. "Say, what's your name, mister?" she inquired, after she climbed up in the truck. "It's Snow, Roy Snow," he answered, "and what's yours?" "I'm June, June Hansen," ... [ca造 ->]
Dying Wives! ->
"I was married 3 times" explained the man to a newly discovered drinking partner, "and I'll never marry again. My first 2 wives died of eating poison mushrooms and my 3rd wife died of a fractured skull." "That's a shame." said his friend , "How di... [ca造 ->]
Curly Toes ->
Bert met Flo in a bar one night and began buying her drinks. They hit it off pretty well and soon Bert suggested they go to his apartment for some extracurricular activity. Well it wasn't long before they found themselves in bed making passionate ... [ca造 ->]
19The Blonde Kidnapper ->
Once upon a time when a Blonde was hard up for money, she decided to kidnap a child. So the next day she goes to a nearby playground and when nobody is looking, she pulls a random kid behind a tree and says, "You're kidnapped, so be quiet and don't g... [ca造 ->]
Smart little johnny ->
One day the teacher walks into her classroom and announces to the class that on each Friday she will ask a question to the class and anyone who answers correctly doesn't have to go to school the following Monday. On the first Friday the teacher as... [ca造 ->]
Good Girls - Bad Girls ->
Good girls say "thanks for a wonderful dinner"... Bad girls say, "what's for breakfast?" Good girls never go after another girl's man... Bad girls go after him AND his brother. Good girls wear white cotton panties... Bad girls don't wear any... [ca造 ->]
Blonde House Fire ->
A blonde's house is on fire. She calls 911 and says, "My house is on fire." The dispatcher says, "Well, can you tell me how we get there?" "Duhhhh, in the big red trucks, of course."... [ca造 ->]
Light bulb ->
How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? a: What's a light bulb?... [ca造 ->]
The dyslexic satanist ->
Who did the dyslexic satanist worship? Santa.... [ca造 ->]
It's Against the Law to... ->
In Oblong, Illinois, it's punishable by law to make love while hunting or fishing on your wedding day. No man is allowed to make love to his wife with the smell of garlic, onions, or sardines on his breath in Alexandria, Minnesota. If his wife so ... [ca造 ->]
Senior's Thoughts (Classic) ->
What are seniors worth anyway? They are worth a fortune, with all the silver in their hair, gold in their teeth, stones in their kidneys and lead in their feet. Well I have become a little older since I saw you last and a few changes have come int... [ca造 ->]
Death in the Family! ->
A brunette walks over to her Blonde friends home and finds her crying. "What happened...why are you crying?" The Blonde tells her that her mother has passed away. The neighbor makes her some coffee, comforts her and then leaves. The next da... [ca造 ->]
Some Whimsical Sayings ->
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder... 3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can't. Why is "abbreviation" such a long word? Don't use a big word where a diminutive one will suffice. Every morning is the dawn of a new error... ... [ca造 ->]
Left and Right ->
Once upon a time there was an elderly gentleman who was suffering from Alzheimer's. His wife of 40 years loved him very much, but she couldn't handle him any longer. He would wander about never knowing where he was or sometimes even who he was. She t... [ca造 ->]